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bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

so apparently the seniors at my old high school hired a mariachi band to follow the principal around all day for their senior prank

i found a picture

shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

rneerkat:

bar tender. bar sensitive. bar not afraid to cry

staff:

this website is gay

themiddleoftheride:

partridgeinadekutree:

okoenig:

whats the difference between me and a calendar? 

a calendar has dates 

also the calender isn’t a human being 

Thank you Castiel.

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fivegum:

fivegum:

i want to play laser tag

I played laser tag and told two 7 year olds to fuck themselves